By Jake Pickering     

Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) are the fresh fascist faces of the GOP in the 21st Century.  These two terrible twits could form their own crackpot congressional caucus called the Ku Klux Klan Karens since moronic Marjorie’s neo-Nazi “America First” caucus fell flat with the media.

Both of these low-IQ racist Republikkkan congresscritters repeatedly interrupted President Biden’s first State of the Union speech by yelling and screaming nonsensical insults like the idiotic, inbred, no-class White Trash whack jobs everyone knows they are.

Enough is enough!  Neither one of these psychotic skanks deserves to be anywhere near Capitol Hill under any circumstances, especially after Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene have been the unrepentant conservative cheerleaders for traitor Trump’s failed fascist coup d’etat of January 6, 2021.

And the U.S. Justice Department is reportedly in possession of the videotaped evidence of the multiple reconnaissance tours of the U.S. Capitol given by Boebert and Greene to some of the treasonous insurrectionists during the days immediately preceding Putin puppet Donald Trump’s murderous last-ditch attempt at stealing the 2020 presidential election on January 6, 2021.  Hey, ladies!  Y’all are busted.  Enjoy prison!  (You know Marjorie will base upon her randy reputation for being extremely promiscuous.)
    I would say call Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) at (202) 225-4965 to demand an immediate vote on the proposed expulsion of both Boebert and Greene from the U.S. House of Representatives for their continuing criminally seditious anti-American activities, but to be perfectly blunt – as an unapologetically partisan Democrat who wants to maintain a Democratic majority in the House after November 8, 2022, against all odds  – don’t bother!  Let’s keep these two political albatrosses around the neck of the Republican Party for as long as possible, or at the very least until after this year’s general election.
    To be fair, both of these non-liberal ladies have extensively documented and widely reported ongoing marriage difficulties that may in fact be the root cause of their non-stop hysterical misbehavior in public.  First of all, as already mentioned, Congresswoman Greene has had multiple extramarital affairs mostly with the muscular male patrons of the CrossFit gym she owns in Georgia.  These men have some seriously low sexual standards for sure.
    And then there is Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert…. Wow!  Where does one even begin with how unbelievably dysfunctional the Boebert household is?  For starters, Lauren’s husband Jayson Boebert is a confirmed, verified, bona fide pervert!  That’s right – Jayson Boebert is a convicted criminal sex offender who spent time behind bars for taking out and exposing his tattooed penis to multiple underaged girls at a bowling alley, amongst other pedophile criminal acts he’s guilty of.  No wonder his wife Lauren owns so many guns!

For America’s sake, We the People have got to get these two severely mentally ill succubi out of their failed marriages ASAP.  I’m willing to take one (or two) for the team, if necessary.  I have no interest whatsoever in contracting a venereal disease, so I’d rather avoid making physical contact with bleached blonde bimbo Marjorie Taylor Greene’s well-worn personal private areas, if possible. 

But on the other hand, as dimwitted of a dolt as Lauren Boebert is, I must admit that she is kind of cute from a purely visual perspective.  If I have to sacrifice my sexual innocence for the greater good, I’d be willing to turn brunette Boebert out for America.  Go ahead and give me a call, Lauren, and “make my day” (and night…)!